Monday, September 14, 2009

Things My Parent's Said I Swore I Would Never Say- but do!

I have been a dad for over 7 years and continue to be horrified that I find myself saying some of the same things my parents said to me though I swore I never would. I am not talking bad or hurtful things but the stupid little saying parents have. I think these things must be passed down in the DNA. Maybe your parent's said some of the same things. Maybe all parents say them. Maybe you say some of these things though you swore you would never. Things like...

...You want to cry and whine, I'll give you something to cry and whine about.

...I brought you into this world and I can take you out.

...If you brother told you to jump off the Bourne Bridge would you do that too!

...Don't make me stop this car.

...You better stop while you are ahead.

I guess that saying is true: the more things change the more they stay the same. I wonder if there are other sayings I am missing because I can't think of them right now.


Ken said...

Welcome to fatherhood, Robb ;-) I've said some of those already. Wait when they reach adolescence, you'll be remembering more. OBTW, James started high school this fall ... Class of 2013 8-O


Robb said...

Thanks for your comment Ken. Wow, it is hard to believe James is in High School. Where does the time go! Say hello to Dorothy and James for me!!

Anonymous said...

fucking retarded piece of shite ill rip ur fuckings limbs off and feed them to the fucking dogs motherfucker